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What In The Actual Fuck?

There is no limits to porn, this is clear as daylight.

When I saw this a few things happened:

I had to take a moment to come tell others about it but how do I do that when I’m at a complete loss for words and have no reasonable point of reference to even build an explanation from.

It’s like she got hit by a yoghurt truck?

Another was that, as completely fucking absurd as this seemed to be, it flies under the flag of Tainster and they’re no joke which should suggest that there is something to this that I might just be missing.

So I’m going to get $25 off Slime Wave with this discount link and explore some more as one thing is certain, this will be a new experience and I could not consider myself open-minded if I discarded this on face value.

It Looks Like She’s Squirted Herself

These slappers squirt so much you’d swear you’re witnessing the Victoria Falls (Google it and learn something you horny bastards). All that’s missing is a rainbow.

I see it’s not this fellow’s first rodeo, he’s fucking her on the pleather couch since ruining his suede one on a previous occasion.

I haven’t had the pleasure or experience of fucking a squirter, but  bringing a women to that degree of ecstasy is very arousing.

As long as I don’t have to clean up the mess after. I’ll have to if I want to get laid by her ever again, I guess. Sometimes it’s better to just make the hard play and fold your hand.

If this is your thing, or you’re curiously aroused as is the case with me, then I feel it’s worth the discount to TeamSquirt.com.