The next week is usually my most frugal of the year. I just spent far too much money on Christmas and am feeling a bit Scrooge-like as I go over my end-of-year finances. I’m doing well, but I always feel like I could have done a bit better. I am going to spend a few days living off of all the leftovers that my mother and aunt insisted I bring home with me, and refusing to set food in any stores where people might be using gift cards.

This is a great time of year for me to lose myself in porn and try to unwind. It’s okay that I am feeling like a cheapskate, because there are tons of deals to appease men like me. In fact, there are Pissing Porn discounts up to 78% off that are running right now. I know this because even at my stingiest, I am still horny, and I still check porndiscounts.com regularly.

Wet and Pissy, and Pee Pee Babes are both calling my name right now.